The War to End All Wars
By Capncook
The lights dimmed more and more, the flickering would not stop in the underground bunker a young Capncook was in. Suddenly, a bomb nearly hit their part of the bunker, and as Capncook heard the crash, something flickered in his head; he was in a short Trans, remembering what had happened before he had gotten to this point in time. He was thinking about why-and how for that matter- he had wound up in this huge predicament of war…
It was a bright and sunny morning; Capncook was just waking up from the studying he had done last night. How his head ached like a thousand drums were beating because of how much he had learned. He managed to get up and walk slowly to the bathroom, cautiously so he wouldn’t fall. As he left his room, before reaching the bathroom, he fed his pets. His two wonderful, loveable, and adorable Guinea Pigs. They made him happy whenever he saw them. One was dark, long-haired, and black mainly with a few white spots. This one was four years old and named John. His other Guinea Pig-Max- was short-haired, three years old, and brown and white. As Capncook closed the cage after feeding them, he went to the bathroom and like any other male penguin, “went” awfully fast. He washed his hands in his beautiful porcelain sink and turned around to take some medicine for his headache, and a thermometer. *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* after only thirty-seconds, his reading was done. The thermometer read 97.5 and he knew he didn’t have a fever. Capncook was relieved, and after twenty-four minutes the least, the medicine started to kick in. He was feeling much better. Right about then, he decided to eat breakfast. He had a simple meal of two- chocolate chip pop-tarts and a glass of milk. When he was done, he was about to relax and sit down to watch TV, but when he turned it on there was practically a distress signal. It really was just an ad for the Army of Club Penguin, and since Capncook knew he was eighteen years old, he knew he could join. So, he made the decision that he would join the Army of Club Penguin. He wanted to-after all-defend his favorite servers: Snow Fort, Mammoth, and Breeze. All Army of Club Penguin or ACP for short servers. Capncook quickly got dressed in whatever he could find to rush quickly out of the house. He nearly sprinted down to the sign-up station where he saw an ACP General waiting there at a table with a paper that said: ACP Recruitment. Capncook saluted the General and said: “Hello sir, it’s a nice day isn’t it?” The General replied, “Yes, yes it is. Perfect for recruiting. What’s your name?” “My name sir?” Capncook said as he gulped with fear. “Yes.” The General said. “My name is Capncook sir, I’m here to serve for the Army of Club Penguin and defend freedom and preserve justice.” Capncook proudly stated. The General replied with: “That’s what I like to hear Private, my name is General Uno148. It’s a pleasure to meet you.” “Likewise sir, and thank you for letting me join” Capncook stated. “No problem, see you on the frontlines.” Uno148 winked to Capncook as he was getting ready to leave. Upon arriving at his igloo, Capncook fed his Guinea Pigs some more and started packing everything he needed to go to war. By the time he had done so, it was about 8:00 PM PST. He went to bed right about then for he knew that he was to be at the ACP Mammoth base at 5:00 AM PST. As Capncook woke up, he fed his Guinea Pigs for the last time and reminded his brother Slider52 to feed them every day. Immediately, Capncook was at the airport with his one bag and he went to the army section of it. It turns out; there were so many new recruits, just ready to fight in the recent war between the ACP and the Nachos. The Nachos were a ruthless army; their only goal is to destroy the ACP. At the airport he saw another person signing up for the ACP. Her name was Foxtails, a very beautiful penguin at that, and was sitting next to Capncook. Capncook said: “Hi, I’m private Capncook.” Foxtails just took her sunglasses off slightly and said “I don’t talk to noobs.” Capncook just backed off and talked to the other person next to him, Jediseth. Jediseth was pleased to meet Capncook, and that’s where it all began…
One year later… Capncook is a General for the Army of Club Penguin
“FIRE! FIRE!” Commander Shaboomboom called. “Fire at those Nachos!” The sky was a fiery red from the constant bombings of the Nachos against the ACP. The Nachos had launched the first assault onto the ACP territory known as Snow Fort. The resistance from the ACP though- was no match for the might of the Nachos. “General Cook! I need you and your men to secure the legislature building to the left! Everyone else on me! We’re going to take the capital building back!” Shaboomboom’s orders were loud and clear to Capncook and he quickly rounded his men up to attack the legislature building. “Alright men, PUSH FORWARD!” Were Capncook’s orders. Two hours of brutal, ruthless fighting, the legislature building was secure, and the capital building was just being “mopped” up. The ACP had successfully taken back their territory. After another hour, Commander Shaboomboom had called for the soldiers to go to the capital building. About a minute later, all troops were ordered to attack the Nacho capital of Fjord. The troops and officers were escorted by helicopters. When they got to the capital, there was heavy Nacho resistance. Land, Sea, and Air forces of the ACP using Footmen, Tanks, Attack cruisers, and helicopters forcefully and brutally attacked the Nacho capital buildings. They were going for the Nacho leader- Ads354- Public Enemy No. 1 for the ACP who they had intelligence he was in his house. They were unfortunately wrong. After all the fighting to that one building, there were little Nachos left. Every important ACP soldier was in that one spot outside the Nacho capital building. “Ads! The blood of your Nachos! Your people! Demands justice!” Shaboomboom yelled through a loudspeaker to the Nacho leader. He sent a squad of ACP into the room… Thirty seconds later, the war had taken a turn for the worse, the Nachos nuked the ACP. Shaboomboom’s last words were: “EVERYONE FALL BA!” He never finished that sentence.
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